I am Carmen Electrie of the OKCorral who came up with her name for the BlackOakArkansas Hot & Nasty practice to learn the electric guitar & bass ‘cause the boys got electric to the mountain so they was ready to move into the electric band age of the era of the good men turned bad then back to good again.
Now you must know this is when she had Robert Plant & Jimmy Page at her beck & call because her father was in the Vietnam. Hoyt Axton was his stage name, John Nelson Smithie II which makes myself, Carlysia Carlysa VanHaln-Smithie of the Tree of LIfe & the Universe to see. It was the way it rolled back in the day with us. My husband & friend, Alexie of the Universe & the Life Tree of the World to Come as he played with the AeroSmithie as a drum when they had none to come along to play. That’s how it was back in the day. Alexandr and Carlysia were beloved in 1971 then formally betrothed in the traditional HebraeCathol way to solidify the nuns Alex took to wearing a wedding band of his engagement for us. The legal nuptial’s in Indiana in1881 made his kin cuss except his mom who were very round of us for behaving like we had a place in God’s kingdom waiting for us.
Next what you will know about me is this little kid got sent to hid out the back of the garage when the BlackOakArkansas got the thaw as they say. The guys would get their boyhoods loose & the goose neck was hard to hid. So the Plant & the Page sent me out of the garage hey to keep the child from going blind to the childhood stance of the man’s pants. See it was clean & meat just not good for my sore foot which took a slip in the sway of the day. A wet garage floor is not what you want for the store yet here they go again.
Now & Then I see the tin of the beer drinkin’ men. Full of printLe & pratle but never the tattle of a rattle of the snake or I would quake in disgust of the two of us for even the Robert’ of the Jamsey would turn their stare if the Oops got lose again. These were fine fine men like my pa & his kin for they knew when to sloop the oop and not make soup in the bath water again. My man he has hid the problems of his brothers sin for far too long & back again so I will not twist nor shout about the page he tore out about the brother who would jump his brother’s snake to get a taste of the brothers wife which ain’t great so we stayed away from the sin of his kin for the kingship and the queenship were more important than the pissy prissy boy of the VanHaln tramp & the trollup of the brother kin of sin. They two though the rabbit done died the day he chose to not take her as a bride of Frankenstein so he made a bride of a guitar to hid the lump cause the guitar hum made it jump for joy again & again when she was hid in the back with a job to rob the young man blind so he slid out of the land with no where with nor all & played fool again as usual for him. So now they are both dead and the man the woman once hid is now on the way to the swish & sway of the music he and she loved to play.
The Bertran Bertinelli family are steeped in the weight of the sin of the full house of their kin. The demon worship witchcraftery pagan dynasty of the legit ligejit jobie of the mommy & the arse of the fares of a dad doing the bad with all their kids don’t ya know meant the pair would not fair well with the god time of the girl & her guy who aspire to be better than the shitcan of the sin of the Sodom & the Gomorrrah of the bible if you get my drift.
Alex & Carlysia VanHaln-Smithie always chose to hid the pride and joy of the child they woul have unles they grew up & wanted to be the kid in the light and not the shadow of the parents stage glow. We are happy with that choice there are others we wish to not give voice though it may happen one day after the all of the all is out in the open. Although the chia of ours will be always in the hid so they do not have to put up with the light of the parents public overture so to speak. It will always be their choice on how to lead the personal of their lives with no tongue in cheek or chide to ride the wave of regret or the margarete.
If you ever want to see Robert Plant without a dry eye ask he about his Carmen Electrie fore she was to be the one and done for his stunner Gunnar of the Rob Planet of the LedZepPageTuner of a son of a honey tree of his bees knees, you know his Matthie his wife with no strife ‘crept when she. Started shopping to get over it & that is how they wrote Stairway to Heaven my friend.
COME ON BACK – SIT A SPEL WITH NO BLACK JACK OR HOUND FROM HELL WE ALL LOVE THE MUSIC & THE SWAY OF THE DAY IS THE TUNE OF THE CROON ON THE STAGE OF DISPLAY FOR THE ARTIST OF THE HOUR IS THE CLOCK TOWER OR PROUD MARY OF THE YESHUA & EVEN A BAE BABEE OF THE TWO OF THE TREE OF LIFE ARE SET APART FOR THE OLD & THE NEW FART AS THE TWO WOULD SWAY & SLAY THE DAY WITHOUT THE NEED TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE WIFE & HUSBAND TIME IS THE GOOD ON DISPLAY NOT THE HOT TOTS OF THE BEDROOM HEY HEY DON’T TALK THAT WY ABOUT THE TWO TOTS FOR THEY AREN’T LEGIT IN THE MARRIAGE BED YET. OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE SINCE THEN & WE MADE IT ALL LEGAL & WE WOULD DO IT OVER & OAVE AGAIN IF WE COULD & WOULD WE BE AT THE ALTAR WITH BENDED KNEE & WITH BAITED BREATH